24 Feb 2009
From Hannah Reynolds, age 12, winner of the Lincoln Middle School Poetry Contest, of Dayton, OH:
MAN(UN)KIND
Meow! I am a cat. With my radar sensor whiskers and my nose so flat.
I purr. I sense a rat. With my sharp little claws I want more than a chummy chat.
I walk and I stalk, carefully creeping upon my prey.
Determination pours from my eyes; I won’t let it get away.
Woof! I am a doggy. Been rolling in the grass and my fur is nice and soggy.
I bark. I’ve made my mark. The burglar won’t come in here with something growling in the dark.
I pant and I beg, they’ll feed me scraps any minute.
I know I’ll get what I want for if I whine I’ll always win it.
How absurd! I am a bird. I’ve been singing all morning in case you haven’t heard.
I chirp. That’s the word. When mommy isn’t around I steal her eggs, safe and sound.
I fly and I lie, yet I am beautiful, wouldn’t you say?
Because of my cunning nature, I’d say I am a blue jay.
Blub! I am a fish. If I don’t watch myself, I’ll be someone’s tasty dish.
I swim. That’s my wish. I am always becoming wiser so I don’t end up as your appetizer.
I breathe through these gills, making light of my day.
I often wonder what it’s like out there, but in the water I’m here to stay.
Hello! I am a man. I wear this three-piece, driving an expensive car, doing the best I can.
I speak. I am so sleek. I poison my environment around me but to stop my actions I am weak.
I walk and I talk, caring only for myself.
The world could rot for all I care, as long as I possess material wealth.

ANSWER: The Feline Species. Cause cats suck.
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