Typical class schedule for today’s tenth grade high school student:

 

Locker and Check-In

Homeroom and Announcements

Period 1:  English

Period 2:  Biology

Period 3:  Physical Education

Period 4:  History

Lunch

Period 5:  Study Hall

Period 6:  Art

Period 7:  Geometry

Afternoon Announcements

Period 8:  Music

 

Typical class schedule for today’s tenth grade high school student if our country ever decided to exist in today’s reality:

 

Locker and Check-In

Homeroom and Announcements

Period 1:  English (Mon/Wed/Fri), Today’s Student (Tue/Thur)-First Quarter Topic:  How to Interview for College.  And get ready for the Second Quarter Topic:  How to Prepare for Job Interviews.

Period 2:  Biology-First Quarter Topic:  The Human Male and Female Bodies; how to understand one’s body, how to respect one’s body, how not to get pregnant!

Period 3:  Spanish (Mon/Wed/Fri), Art (Tue/Thur)

Period 4:  Money-First Quarter Topic:  Buying a Home; Understanding Mortgage Rates, what does adjustable rate mean, what does FHA Loan mean, what does foreclosure mean?  And get ready for the Second Quarter Topics:  Managing a Personal Budget, Buying Within Your Means, Understanding Credit Cards, Understanding Your Wireless Contract and the term “Unlimited Texting.”

Lunch

Period 5:  History-First Quarter Topics:  What America really did to our Native Americans; Maybe Ronald Reagan Wasn’t So Great.

Period 6: Math-First Quarter Topic:  Throwing Out the Calculator and Actually Using Our Brains.

Period 7:  Home Improvements-First Quarter Topics:  How to Fix a Leak, How to Replace an Attic Fan, How To Build Wall-to-Wall Bookshelves.

Afternoon Announcements

Period 8: Physical Education (Mon/Wed/Fri), Music (Tue/Thur) 

First Semester Final for Phys Ed:  Student will be training the first semester for a “Sprint” style triathlon.  Even if your son or daughter fails to reach his/her required time, at least we’ll get their fat asses in shape!!

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