12 Feb 2008
Excerpts from some of the best moments in the first 199 issues of Seek Therapy! Enjoy!
Here they are!
Enjoy!
All of the best moments!
Well, we thought there would be at least one best moment. This is kind of embarrassing. Check back in another 100 issues. In the meantime, has anyone seen the remote? I swear to God I left it here on the couch. Yes, I did check all the cushions. No, I did NOT bring it into the bathroom with me. I left it on the couch. This couch. I checked everywhere except…would you mind lifting your ass so I can check beneath it? Yes. Your ass. I’ve checked everywhere except for the area under your ass. Could you please stand up? Look at that! You just shifted your right cheek and now CNN is on! The remote is under your ass! Get up! Hey! Stop shifting! Now it’s Chris Matthews and the other Socialists on MSNBC! Get your ass off the remote! “Grey’s Anatomy” is on in five minutes. Yes, I know they’re annoying, but there’s something about them. I want to feel sorry for those doctors and smack them at the same time. Smack them hard. Now give me the remote so we can watch Meredith bitch about her stupid relationship with McDreamy for the 146th time. Stupid show. No, you’re stupid. Nuh uh. You’re more stupider than me!
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